(KING DYLAN)
Yo, I don't smoke much, barely smoke at all/
matter fact, boys, think I'm getting sober y'all!/
(ah, maybe) But first, I'll drop a couple mushrooms
save the princess in my overalls/
punching walls, hopping up and down/
"Let's do Karaoke!" - Not right fuckin' now/
"Table Hockey? Let's go a couple rounds!"/
Dude (dude) I'm like a mile above the ground/
Feels like I've been here for 40 years (wee!)/
"Well you are 39, that is sorta weird"/
Nah, here in space, swimming like a starfish/
counting breadcrumbs, sniffing armpits/
(what?!) Just go with it, dude, it's cool/
I fuckin' love you bro, wait, who are you?/
Man, it's like everything's moving very slowly/
(you're trippin') YO, bro, let's go do karaoke!/
YOU SMOKE TOO MUCH - I'm trippin ow-ow-out
YOU TOOK TOO MANY - I'm slippin' dow-ow-own
DON'T KILL MY BUZZ - This hit's like Wow-ow-ow!
There's just too many good times!
Too many good times to count!
(MC MOSSBERG)
We poppin' brew and droppin' zoomers part 2/
We middle aged and fuckin stupid, got you/
takin goofballs, talkin loose on Facebook/
You lost your job and you got Zucked!/
Fuckin' took/ a handful of stuff and you did not look/
you're hooked, your mom's meatloaf never been that cooked/
Had a page of acid, then I read that book/
I'm like Sam Gamgee/ I never been that shook/
Got a ring around my neck where my head is stood/
Won't take less when it's gettin good,
It's a brain insurrection and I'm flexin wood/
where the dose is a question, and the tech is 'hood/
We're just inventing measurements - I guess it's good/
I take some interest like investors should/
then I take some things like ingesting food/
then it breaks my brain like you said it would, goooood./
(SMIXX)
Life’s short, might as well make the most of it/
I got doses - micro and macro
And I’m way too old for all this fighting shit/
Deepak Dopra in search of enlightenment
While you and your cronies were busy making TikTok’s/
I’ll be with my homies just emptyin' a ziplock/
Of caps and stems these magic plans
Involve handfuls of them, so let's grab and slam!/
Uh oh, things are getting pear-shaped
I just saw a Carebear playin' with a rare snake/
Wearing a cape, riding on a dragon/
Tearing up the place with his pants all Sagan/
Speaking of Carl - I’ve been thinkin' of space
Glasses clinkin' as we have a little liquor to chase
And whenever I take a little look at your face/
I see an alien - it doesn’t even look out of place/
(Hey buddy!)
YOU SMOKE TOO MUCH - I'm trippin ow-ow-out
YOU TOOK TOO MANY - I'm slippin' dow-ow-own
DON'T KILL MY BUZZ - This hit's like Wow-ow-ow!
There's just too many good times!
Too many good times to count!
(GQ)
Let's start this all off with some soft and some White Claw/
Johnnie Walker Blue just to start to kick the night off/
Mushrooms coming soon, zooms in this room/
we'll be spinnin'/ ear to ear, and I'll be grinnin'/
Up next, think I'll pop some X/
I got the Moon Rock, shoot me to the stars, what's next?/
I'm seeing Shrek, I think I feel my Hart suplex/
and maybe sharp-shooter, now I think my name is Bret/
What say we hedge this bet and dive deep into chemistry/
Take three steps and I drop, like some LSD/
Honestly, I'm thinking that a really need a dance floor/
Also, I'm like "fuck it, who needs pants any more?"/
(Not me!) I'm peaking hard, in the mountains and the Rockies/
Mossberg, King D, tell me that you got me?!/
It's the Fear, and I'm Loathing like Raoul Duke/
I'm Dr. Gonzo, fucking rally and puke!/
(BUTTNZ)
This is your brain on drugs.
Oh, and this is your brain on drugs.
Well, this brain is definitely on drugs.
Well I guess on drugs there's too many good times to count... ah ah ah
credits
from Robocalypse Supreme,
released September 9, 2022
Written by D.Roberts/J.Mosier/O.Zacharias/G.Furber/C.Smith
Recorded, mixed & Produced by King Dylan
The DC Show/The Doomsday Cartel are 5 skilled emcess named King Dylan, MC Mossberg, Buttnz, GQ, and Smixx. With Dylan on the
beats and rhymes being kicked by all 5 whenever they feel inclined, this collective of nerds are still on the brink of never being famous after 20 some years of rap, but they still go harder than 40 viagra pills. Just Listen, or don't. Just don't go listen to Drake instead....more
Two brothers tell their true coming-of-age story together through hip-hop bangers that draw from a wide array of pop influences. Bandcamp New & Notable Sep 20, 2017
